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Monday, November 06, 2006

5 reasons why this ain't a soft porn blog.

Another day, another post.

Suspect has suggested I start a soft porn blog. Here are 5 reasons why I don't think that's such a hot idea.

1. I don't think there's anything hot about genitalia. And Wikipedia says that's what soft porn is. As for the rest of the porn family... I get bored watching people have sex unless there's some kind of story. And I've been told if it has a story, it's not porn.

2. I'd like to have a variety of readers. Not a pack of sex-starved 15 and 16 year old guys. [Actually when it comes to porn I believe most guys fall under this category.] [Yes I'm biased.]

3. I don't approve of people who download free porn. Porn is an industry. I support industry. Pay for your porn. Somewhere else.

4. I'll be very rich someday which usually means interviews and fame. Hence I'd rather not provide fodder for future interviewers.

5. I'd much rather have a torture blog. Unfortunately suspect seems to have that up and running already.

25 comments:

Suspect said...

Okay, if not soft porn, can this be a hard porn blog? Or anime porn? Or (shudder) gay porn? Or lesbian porn? Or amateur porn with bad lighting and hairy, um, genitalia?

And I, like, diagree with your reasons, okay?

1. You think wrong. Wikipedia is wrong. But yes, porn and story have a relationship similar to science and religion.

2. You'll have variety, definitely. Sex-starved 15 year olds, 16 year olds, 17 year olds, 18 year olds... On the other end of the spectrum, you'll have ugly sex-starved 50 year olds, 51, 52 ...

3. If we wanted to pay for sex, we'd all have wives, wouldn't we?

4. Porn is cool! Interviewers wll have a field day! You'll be famous and rich BECAUSE of your porn blog!

5. How about an S&M porn blog? Torture and porn at the same time.

Plus, you know, the name is perfect fr a porn blog: "Life in my Wormhole: Come here to burp the Worm to the many Holes you'll find here"

KD13 said...

@ suspect - I laughed so much I almost cried.

I prefer story. I like restraint. I like tension and mystery. None of which are available in porn.

Sex - starved guys ... you told me all guys are sex - starved. So the variety is guaranteed no matter what.

With reference to your 3rd point, porn isn't sex. Is it?

With reference to your 4th point, I don't want to be famous for porn.

With reference to your 5th point, how can cutting of one's ..um... third leg be porn?

As for the name, trust you to think of something like that!!!

Anonymous said...

>I get bored watching people have sex

HOW???

Woozie said...

16 year olds? Was that a shot at me? You are so bombed.

KD13 said...

@ anonymous - it's a hard thing to do, but I manage.

@ woozie - Damn, you're smart :D You noticed my reference to you. 25 points to you.

Anonymous said...

Hey~ It's U'r blog, post whatever U want to post!
' )

KD13 said...

@ starbender - um...ok... thanks. I didn't know I was allowed to do that.

KD13 said...

@ starbender - :D

sudden_sue said...

Damn! I was hoping you'd agree.

I'd have done it myself. But...

I DON'T SHARE MY PORN!

KD13 said...

@ b_b - Didn't your momma tell you it's good to share...

sudden_sue said...

LOL... maybe you should ask suspect to do it!

That should keep both him & woozie happy!

Or maybe we can finally convince john to start blogging!

Anonymous said...

sue: I see your comment and I protest.

I don't know who bachelor boy is but I agree with him.

My porn is private!

sudden_sue said...

john: youre up late!

And dont mk excuses. youre just scared ur better half wouldnt let u.

Anonymous said...

sue: scared! me!

I laugh at danger. I spit on it too.

And she is NOT my better half. I'M the better half.

Woozie said...

I don't share porn; I'd like to know where the stickiness came from.

Suspect said...

I'm with Woozie on that one.

*mumble mumble damn negro slaves gettin' too damn smart*

KD13 said...

@ susan - none of the guys seem to favour sharing their porn. Selfish, selfish.

@ john - why don't you discuss who's the better half and let me know the outcome. I can guess what it would be but I'd love to see u squirm.

KD13 said...

@ woozie & suspect - what are kids coming to these days.

Learn to share kids. It's the best way to love your neighbour.

:D

KD13 said...

@ suspect - yeah, woozie's too smart for his own good :)

Anonymous said...

Porn, to the best of my knowledge, is to stimulate sexual desire. (Is that bad ? - NO . . The reason being - Sex is just another bodily activity or infact its a bodily need. Its just like hunger, thirst, excretion, sneeze, cough . . . & Every single human and animals enjoy sex)

1. Yes Wikipedia claims that softporn is not as explicit as hardcore porn, what big deal? You really dont need something nasty to get you aroused! A picture of people kissing(I dint mean all those pics of kissing :-P) would be more than enough! (Its all how you look at things).

Gettin bored of watching people having sex . . not most of the time, not everybody (Iam trying to be Honest Karen - Wat Say?)

(@ Suspect - Wiki is wrong, so is Karen, so am I, U r a Genius!)

2. Well, correct me if Iam wrong, the ones who are sex starved are not the ones who are 15, they are just over curious to explore, but the real starved ones are those who are still dying to try in their mid 20s and above.
MOST GUYS ?
Sorry, Iam NEVER against gurls or Women (I infact respect them – For the only reason that she carries a life in her womb for 10 long months and suckles that life with her blood, No man ever has the right to comment on a woman), but here just wana make it a point that sex is not specific to just BOYS. Just that guys get aroused very easily and very quickly and gurls are not(but once she is, its not easy to satisfy her), apart from that I find everything in both Guys and Gurls common.

3. Yep, I do agree with you when it comes to paying for porn. It is an industry and should be fair enuf for all who wants it, to pay for it.

(@ Suspect - I meant paying was only for porn not for SEX. Iam 25 Virgin and I strongly disagree with paying for sex. Dont assume that my senses are not working - If I were to explain abt them, I would end up calling myself a Nympho. Just that I wana b true to my gurl I dint wana "pay" for my sex when I was curious to explore like u and now that I know what sex really means to me, I am ready to wait!)

(@ B_B - I dint understand what u meant by "my" porn -------
@ all ;) )

Anonymous said...

Overall Opinion - Topic was an interesting one, Your post was AWESOME as usual.
Gud that you had the courage to speak up, unlike other gurls.

Keep some good blogs comming in!

KD13 said...

@ dusky enigma - I think you should write a post on this topic.

I'd be really interested in reading it.

:D

André said...

I liked this post.

Anonymous said...

A good name is better than riches.

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